Work at Starbucks and Learn Their Secrets

Okay. I love coffee - all kinds. I have been trying to read up on how to make my own cafe mochas and lattes and it looks complicated. Of course, I don't have the machine. But even still. So now I'm thinking - hey - I could work for Starbucks. Just 4 hours a week and learn their secrets and make my own!!! Well nobody works 4 hours a week, and William probably won't let me.